First of all, we beat Reynolds 13-9. But my biggest triumph today was that i beat the claw machine and won myself a little pig. The funny part was that this old guy was there and when i won, he goes "i'm a minister. I was praying for you" and then he wanted to see the pig. No, it wasnt freaky, it was kinda cool. Also, at the game, i found out that band geeks are very frisky. One of the freshmen girls grabbed my ass, but it was cause she lost her balance. Yes, i saw it and it was an accident. Russell told some very bad jokes. Here's a couple. I know you want to hear them.
Q: What do you get when you bury a bunch of black guys up to their shoulders in dirt?
A: Afroturf

Q: What sizes do condoms come in?
A: Medium, Large, and Caucasian

I know, very racist and lame, but still. I've heard them over and over. Then of course, I was listening to 1985 on the way back from the game and i was dancing and singing along (apparently i look very cute when i do that?) and William sat there and laughed at me. Oh well. I didn't mind. Of course then i listned to the bitch song and pointed at him when i sang You're a Bitch. He didn't get the i love you anyway part though. I mouthed it. Sorry William if you're reading this.